Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Chelsea the Terminator.....

My physiotherapist raked me over the coals today...and made this poor old woman cry.....pulling, pushing, prodding, manipulating and causing me a never-ending amount of excruciating pain...all for the sake of seeing what was needed to make my knee well again...what the next step in "wellness therapy" may be.  I really believe she is actually a KGB interrogation specialist/spy who does physio in her spare time.

We ended the session with several areas of concentrated pulsars on my knee complete with a freezie bag.  Do you think it could have been a form of sucking all the nuclear physics information I have stored in my over-sized brain....via the knee cap?  I didn't take highschool physics for nothing!

I think that to be a very real possibility....

She said she wants me to return on Thursday for more "therapy".  Hmmmmmmmmmmm

For now, I shall take drugs and forget about the pain, put my leg back up on pillows and fall asleep thinking of ways I can murder "Chelsea the Terminator" before my next scheduled appointment.  I would too, if it weren't for the possible jail time.

So, in case you don't read any more of my blog posts, since I won't be around to type any, I may have to think of something more original to send you messages...perhaps carrier pigeon via my 8 X 10 cell block...where "Chelsea the Terminator" won't find me.

We'll see how the next few days progress.....or not.....

2 comments:

Linea said...

You mean they would deny you the internet- just for murdering your torturer? Double cruelty.

Sometimes the way back to health is trough pain I guess.

How to allow oneself to learn the lessons that come this way - not sure there are easy answers to that one. But I will pray for you.

Actually I think a trip to the hot springs here at Tabacon would work wonders.

Sharon Kent said...

Sounds good...I'll see you in about an hour....:)